1 00:00:00,080 --> 00:00:04,780 Hi, I'm Zach. I feel pretty relaxed, but also like the floor is about to fall 2 00:00:04,780 --> 00:00:08,860 out from under me and I'm going to start skydiving. It does seem like they're 3 00:00:08,860 --> 00:00:13,080 really going for it from what I've gathered from all the equipment around 4 00:00:15,440 --> 00:00:18,280 Today we're giving this comedian a total transformation. 5 00:00:18,880 --> 00:00:22,520 They have no idea who or what they're about to become. 6 00:00:22,820 --> 00:00:25,200 I feel like I'm wearing one of those like airplane neck pillows. 7 00:00:25,480 --> 00:00:27,220 Once they see themselves in the mirror. 8 00:00:27,600 --> 00:00:31,800 They'll have to make up the character on the spot and then sit down with me for 9 00:00:31,800 --> 00:00:33,060 an improvised interview. 10 00:00:33,460 --> 00:00:36,060 This is very important, people. 11 00:00:37,360 --> 00:00:40,120 I don't know what I'm holding now. Are they hooves? 12 00:00:41,120 --> 00:00:42,960 Oh, my God. 13 00:00:46,800 --> 00:00:48,680 I thought I was like a fool. 14 00:00:49,060 --> 00:00:51,500 This is so scary. 15 00:00:52,530 --> 00:00:54,330 I feel so grossed out. 16 00:00:54,570 --> 00:00:56,830 Oh, I didn't even notice my tiny ears. 17 00:00:57,050 --> 00:00:59,690 That makes so much sense. I've been going around talking to people and going 18 00:00:59,690 --> 00:01:02,270 like, by the way, I basically can't hear. 19 00:01:03,210 --> 00:01:06,730 Hey guys, what's going on? Today we're going to be lifting and we're going to 20 00:01:06,730 --> 00:01:07,689 get huge. 21 00:01:07,690 --> 00:01:09,550 Can you believe it? My hands used to be this small. 22 00:01:09,750 --> 00:01:13,590 Hey guys, I'm Tanner and I'm 12 years old. My mom says I'm starting puberty. 23 00:01:13,650 --> 00:01:16,210 President, the asteroid's going to hit in 17 minutes. 24 00:01:17,050 --> 00:01:17,979 Circle up. 25 00:01:17,980 --> 00:01:22,840 Presidential fitness test is coming right up. Use my protein. I guarantee 26 00:01:22,860 --> 00:01:27,060 you will be sweating out all the toxins in your body, and you'll feel good about 27 00:01:27,060 --> 00:01:28,340 yourself. I have depression. 28 00:01:29,680 --> 00:01:33,380 I'm a normal guy, and I'm here to tell you that being mentally healthy is cool. 29 00:01:52,970 --> 00:01:56,730 We all have a story, and some stories need to be shared with the world. 30 00:01:57,070 --> 00:02:02,030 Good evening. I'm Vic Michaelis, back with another edition of Very Important. 31 00:02:05,450 --> 00:02:11,850 Can I get a little clap? Can I get a little clap? 32 00:02:12,090 --> 00:02:15,430 Can I get a little clap? Can I get a little clap? 33 00:02:17,610 --> 00:02:19,170 Wow, that was... 34 00:02:19,950 --> 00:02:20,950 Wonderful, actually. 35 00:02:21,290 --> 00:02:23,390 Pumping up the energy of the room. I'm seeing a lot of smiles. 36 00:02:23,670 --> 00:02:24,670 You're seeing smiles? 37 00:02:24,850 --> 00:02:26,790 Sorry? They got masks on. 38 00:02:27,590 --> 00:02:29,370 You know, sort of a metaphorical. 39 00:02:30,410 --> 00:02:33,330 And so, you know, you can see people's eyes. What is your name? 40 00:02:33,650 --> 00:02:36,290 My name is Tommy Shrigley, and I'm here to talk about mental health. 41 00:02:41,230 --> 00:02:44,850 Tommy, that is so important. You just sort of radiate an energy. 42 00:02:45,130 --> 00:02:46,630 Thank you. Have you always been told that? 43 00:02:46,910 --> 00:02:48,930 No, not always. When did people start telling you that? 44 00:02:50,170 --> 00:02:51,990 About 10 years ago, I changed my life. 45 00:02:52,490 --> 00:02:55,890 Really? I started thinking about positivity. 46 00:02:56,650 --> 00:03:00,590 I started feeling like something's got to change. 47 00:03:00,910 --> 00:03:02,190 Okay. And I found it. 48 00:03:02,450 --> 00:03:03,490 Where did you find it? 49 00:03:04,430 --> 00:03:05,550 I found it in my head. 50 00:03:06,330 --> 00:03:07,390 I found it in my heart. 51 00:03:08,930 --> 00:03:10,570 I found it in the world. In the world. 52 00:03:10,960 --> 00:03:15,180 That is absolutely incredible. And your story is long and expansive. You 53 00:03:15,180 --> 00:03:18,480 actually used to be in the military, that's correct? I was in the military 54 00:03:18,480 --> 00:03:19,480 six years. 55 00:03:19,640 --> 00:03:21,020 Right. Dishonorably discharged. 56 00:03:21,420 --> 00:03:22,480 Why did they discharge you? 57 00:03:22,680 --> 00:03:24,060 I attacked the wrong side. 58 00:03:24,320 --> 00:03:26,140 A friendly fire situation? Friendly fire situation. 59 00:03:26,560 --> 00:03:29,900 I was at the canteen. One of the guys took the last Coke and they were like, 60 00:03:29,900 --> 00:03:30,900 got Coke Zero. 61 00:03:32,280 --> 00:03:33,280 A lot of anger. 62 00:03:33,460 --> 00:03:38,620 Listen, I'm trying to get past that time in my life. I see. And so that was a 63 00:03:38,620 --> 00:03:40,220 bad beat. 64 00:03:40,590 --> 00:03:41,590 For old -timey sugary. 65 00:03:41,650 --> 00:03:42,650 These are ten years ago. 66 00:03:42,850 --> 00:03:44,370 Ten years ago. Oh, yeah, take a sip. 67 00:03:45,870 --> 00:03:51,650 Ten years ago, dishonorably discharged from the military. 68 00:03:52,230 --> 00:03:57,070 This caused her going to jail. And I was feeling really lost. I mean, my uncle's 69 00:03:57,070 --> 00:04:00,710 a general, and, you know, I will say, having some family connections helped. 70 00:04:01,070 --> 00:04:05,170 Sure. And it was just feeling like I just didn't have anywhere to go. 71 00:04:05,470 --> 00:04:10,310 Yeah. Now, Tommy, you got everybody smiling ear to ear here. I can tell. 72 00:04:10,730 --> 00:04:13,650 Well, it's sort of more of a feeling, and I know them, so I would know that. 73 00:04:13,970 --> 00:04:18,850 And so you really have made it your life's mission to make people feel 74 00:04:18,930 --> 00:04:19,930 Is that correct? 75 00:04:20,029 --> 00:04:23,910 Absolutely. You know, like I said, about 10 years ago, I was feeling really down 76 00:04:23,910 --> 00:04:27,250 in the dumps about, you know, taking out my own platoon. 77 00:04:27,510 --> 00:04:28,710 You took out your entire platoon? 78 00:04:29,010 --> 00:04:32,630 And we're getting past it. Okay. And I was just not feeling good about who I 79 00:04:32,630 --> 00:04:35,350 was. And I found that. 80 00:04:35,720 --> 00:04:39,520 Hey, you don't got to sit in the dumps. No. You got to get out of the dumps. 81 00:04:39,520 --> 00:04:42,180 Yeah. Are you in the dumps? Am I in the dumps? 82 00:04:42,660 --> 00:04:45,060 I, um, you know. Be honest with yourself, Vic. 83 00:04:45,780 --> 00:04:46,780 I watched the show. 84 00:04:47,040 --> 00:04:48,540 Are you down in the dumps? Do you watch this show? 85 00:04:48,760 --> 00:04:49,760 I watch it. Where? 86 00:04:49,820 --> 00:04:51,740 I tore in it. You tore in the show? 87 00:04:51,960 --> 00:04:54,120 I tore in the show. But you watched all of it? Watched all of it. Do you think 88 00:04:54,120 --> 00:04:55,120 I'm doing a good job? 89 00:04:55,680 --> 00:04:57,320 I think you got to get your head out of your ass. 90 00:04:58,220 --> 00:04:59,740 Okay? And I say that with love. 91 00:05:00,180 --> 00:05:02,440 Okay. You got to give yourself a little clap. 92 00:05:03,020 --> 00:05:04,160 Come on, get a little clap. 93 00:05:05,110 --> 00:05:09,430 Come on, everybody, let it clap. Okay. Come on, everybody, give it a clap. 94 00:05:09,470 --> 00:05:11,650 clap. Come on, everybody, give it a clap. Okay. 95 00:05:11,910 --> 00:05:15,590 Come on, everybody, give it a clap. 96 00:05:15,950 --> 00:05:17,830 Okay. Come on, everybody, give it a clap. 97 00:05:18,070 --> 00:05:19,850 Come on, everybody, give it a clap. 98 00:05:20,390 --> 00:05:21,390 Ten push -ups. 99 00:05:21,550 --> 00:05:24,850 Me? Yeah. I don't know if I could do ten push -ups. Get your head out of your 100 00:05:24,850 --> 00:05:25,850 ass. Come on. 101 00:05:26,050 --> 00:05:27,870 Okay. All right. Oh, okay. 102 00:05:29,090 --> 00:05:30,390 Oh, you're doing them on there. 103 00:05:30,750 --> 00:05:32,150 Watch this. Watch this. This is it. 104 00:05:32,610 --> 00:05:34,170 Get out. Bad feelings. 105 00:05:35,000 --> 00:05:36,000 Okay. 106 00:05:37,680 --> 00:05:38,680 Okay. 107 00:05:38,880 --> 00:05:39,859 Get out. 108 00:05:39,860 --> 00:05:40,860 Negativity. 109 00:05:42,360 --> 00:05:43,780 Get out. 110 00:05:44,140 --> 00:05:45,140 Negativity. 111 00:05:45,320 --> 00:05:46,320 Get out. 112 00:05:46,740 --> 00:05:49,000 Get out. Get out. Get out. 113 00:05:49,380 --> 00:05:50,940 I'm going to let you finish these ones up. 114 00:05:54,560 --> 00:05:55,560 Tommy, are you okay? 115 00:05:56,620 --> 00:06:00,440 Tommy, you don't have to finish this. You know? We get the idea. You don't 116 00:06:00,440 --> 00:06:01,860 to finish push -ups. Ten. Ten? 117 00:06:02,619 --> 00:06:05,280 I can see that you're happy, and that's pretty exciting. 118 00:06:05,760 --> 00:06:10,440 Now, you mentioned something earlier, sort of, that you have to be healthy in 119 00:06:10,440 --> 00:06:14,420 your mind, and you have to be healthy in your spirit and in your heart, right? 120 00:06:14,540 --> 00:06:15,720 And physically healthy. 121 00:06:15,960 --> 00:06:19,340 We were just hoping maybe we could sort of go through those three steps to 122 00:06:19,340 --> 00:06:22,260 happiness. I think our viewers would be very interested in figuring out how to 123 00:06:22,260 --> 00:06:23,500 be a little healthier themselves. Yeah? 124 00:06:23,720 --> 00:06:24,720 Yeah. 125 00:06:26,740 --> 00:06:31,280 Let's start with our mind. How about that? So we have one of your patented 126 00:06:31,280 --> 00:06:34,740 here. So if we can go ahead and take a look. So Tommy, I'm going to hand that 127 00:06:34,740 --> 00:06:35,740 right on over to you. 128 00:06:36,480 --> 00:06:37,480 Sorry. 129 00:06:38,500 --> 00:06:42,080 So one part of getting out of your head. 130 00:06:42,460 --> 00:06:43,760 Sure. Or getting out of your mind. 131 00:06:44,640 --> 00:06:48,760 Get off that dang phone. I found that you got to keep your hands busy. 132 00:06:49,000 --> 00:06:51,480 Yeah. You got to find ways to distract. 133 00:06:52,140 --> 00:06:55,320 The busy brain. Well, because that's it, right? I find when I'm not around my 134 00:06:55,320 --> 00:06:57,040 phone, I'm just thinking about my phone. 135 00:06:57,280 --> 00:06:58,280 Look at this. 136 00:06:58,380 --> 00:07:00,640 Look what I made. Did you just knit that? Yeah. 137 00:07:00,860 --> 00:07:01,960 Wow, that is something. 138 00:07:02,740 --> 00:07:04,100 And what is it? 139 00:07:04,320 --> 00:07:09,260 It's the road. What do you mean by that? It's a very short, short, short length. 140 00:07:09,740 --> 00:07:10,740 Road? 141 00:07:10,880 --> 00:07:11,880 Also known as the path. 142 00:07:12,120 --> 00:07:13,120 What do you mean by that? 143 00:07:13,220 --> 00:07:15,880 You see, right now I'm in one square. 144 00:07:16,460 --> 00:07:17,460 Okay? Okay. 145 00:07:17,870 --> 00:07:19,390 And I don't know where to go next. Sure. 146 00:07:19,610 --> 00:07:24,670 But I know if I keep plugging away, if I keep knitting it, that road's going to 147 00:07:24,670 --> 00:07:25,569 appear. 148 00:07:25,570 --> 00:07:28,830 That road's going to be a step ahead of me. 149 00:07:29,350 --> 00:07:31,250 And there's one more step and one more step. 150 00:07:31,750 --> 00:07:32,750 Go on, step. 151 00:07:34,020 --> 00:07:35,460 Okay. And then we're dancing again. 152 00:07:36,220 --> 00:07:39,400 Come on, everybody, give me a little clap. Come on, everybody. 153 00:07:40,020 --> 00:07:43,140 Come on, come on. Tommy, you're sweating profusely. How are you feeling? 154 00:07:43,500 --> 00:07:47,100 I'm feeling good. I'm feeling great. Because this is about positivity, you 155 00:07:47,260 --> 00:07:49,000 So we got our mind right. 156 00:07:49,260 --> 00:07:51,160 We got our mind right. You mentioned getting your heart right. 157 00:07:51,600 --> 00:07:54,400 Do you have love in your life now? Did you have love in your life before? 158 00:07:54,880 --> 00:07:57,340 You know, love comes and goes. 159 00:07:58,120 --> 00:08:02,120 And it doesn't matter if you have 9, 10, 16 divorces. Do you have 9, 10? 160 00:08:02,880 --> 00:08:04,160 16 divorces? It doesn't matter. 161 00:08:05,480 --> 00:08:09,500 If you have 9, 10, or 16. Do you have 16 divorces, Tommy? You can have 17. You 162 00:08:09,500 --> 00:08:13,100 can have 18. Do you have 18 divorces, Tommy? If you have 18 divorces, you've 163 00:08:13,100 --> 00:08:18,820 to keep your eye on who is going to be the 19th person that you marry and you 164 00:08:18,820 --> 00:08:19,820 keep in your life. 165 00:08:19,860 --> 00:08:20,860 Okay. 166 00:08:21,040 --> 00:08:24,540 Do you have a 19th person that you have your eye on? I mean, I'm always looking. 167 00:08:24,580 --> 00:08:25,559 I'm on the app. 168 00:08:25,560 --> 00:08:29,640 But I... Hey, listen. Listen. I'm here to talk about mental health. 169 00:08:30,480 --> 00:08:34,760 Right. You do keep saying that, which is amazing because as we were talking 170 00:08:34,760 --> 00:08:39,020 about hearts and whether or not we have or have not been divorced, your heart, 171 00:08:39,120 --> 00:08:42,679 some people view their heart as a very spiritual thing, yes? 172 00:08:43,320 --> 00:08:46,540 We heard you have a little something that helps with spirituality. Is that 173 00:08:46,820 --> 00:08:48,420 Something that really keeps you on the right path. 174 00:08:50,800 --> 00:08:52,060 Okay. Oh, well, thank you. 175 00:08:52,340 --> 00:08:54,380 And so these, here we go. 176 00:08:55,060 --> 00:08:56,060 Okay. Oh, sorry. 177 00:08:56,780 --> 00:08:59,800 Sorry. Do you need some help? Do you want me to pick these up? No, they're 178 00:08:59,800 --> 00:09:00,800 there. Okay. 179 00:09:01,100 --> 00:09:03,160 So these are my grandfather's books on positivity. 180 00:09:03,440 --> 00:09:07,380 He was the first self -help guru that this world has ever seen. Well, that is 181 00:09:07,380 --> 00:09:08,139 just incredible. 182 00:09:08,140 --> 00:09:09,140 Page number, go. 183 00:09:09,200 --> 00:09:12,100 Uh, 174. 184 00:09:15,240 --> 00:09:16,620 Do you need a little bit of help, Tommy? 185 00:09:18,640 --> 00:09:19,640 Oh, okay. 186 00:09:19,980 --> 00:09:20,980 That's close enough. 187 00:09:21,140 --> 00:09:22,140 178. Okay. 188 00:09:25,120 --> 00:09:26,120 What did it say? 189 00:09:26,440 --> 00:09:27,440 Okay. 190 00:09:29,420 --> 00:09:30,880 Thank you. Oh, thank you so much. 191 00:09:31,540 --> 00:09:32,540 Got it. 192 00:09:32,600 --> 00:09:37,080 He can grab those. You don't need to. Okay. Oh, we're not allowed to throw 193 00:09:37,080 --> 00:09:38,180 things at PAs anymore. 194 00:09:38,380 --> 00:09:39,920 It's just a friendly game to toss. 195 00:09:41,020 --> 00:09:44,740 So do you have a sort of a framework of spirituality for yourself? Do you have 196 00:09:44,740 --> 00:09:46,520 something that you believe in outside of yourself? 197 00:09:46,820 --> 00:09:47,820 My other self. 198 00:09:47,920 --> 00:09:49,180 What do you mean your other self? 199 00:09:49,400 --> 00:09:53,760 Outside of you is another self. When you look in a mirror and you catch it, 200 00:09:53,820 --> 00:09:58,000 sometimes it's looking at you when you're not looking like a toy from Toy 201 00:09:58,939 --> 00:09:59,939 That's the other self. 202 00:09:59,960 --> 00:10:03,080 And you got to find it and you got to chase it. So you sort of believe in like 203 00:10:03,080 --> 00:10:04,080 shadow dimension. 204 00:10:04,180 --> 00:10:08,620 It just feels like if you can own the negativity, then you're living in the 205 00:10:08,620 --> 00:10:09,620 positive. 206 00:10:09,760 --> 00:10:12,860 And when you're living in the positive, that's your best self. You can't truly 207 00:10:12,860 --> 00:10:14,800 live a life without a little bit of negativity, right? 208 00:10:17,720 --> 00:10:18,720 Tommy? 209 00:10:18,840 --> 00:10:20,120 Just pull him back up. Oh, sure. 210 00:10:20,340 --> 00:10:23,800 I got kicked back. I think you're avoiding the question. You know, 211 00:10:23,800 --> 00:10:26,240 have to have negative things in order to grow as a person. 212 00:10:26,790 --> 00:10:31,770 You know what? Hey, if you weren't dishonorably discharged after killing 213 00:10:31,770 --> 00:10:35,130 platoon in the canteen... One by one in the dead of the night. 214 00:10:36,630 --> 00:10:39,630 So it seems like somebody from your platoon said that there was no coke, 215 00:10:39,630 --> 00:10:42,530 drank all of it, and there was only coke for your left. And so you hunted them 216 00:10:42,530 --> 00:10:45,370 down one by one in the middle of the night. Am I getting that correct? 217 00:10:45,630 --> 00:10:49,290 When we're looking at what literally happened, that's what happened. 218 00:10:49,490 --> 00:10:52,570 And then you weren't charged because your uncle is a general. General. 219 00:10:52,950 --> 00:10:55,670 So that's obviously... That was my darkest moment. 220 00:10:57,020 --> 00:10:59,420 Okay. As dark as it gets. 221 00:10:59,760 --> 00:11:02,880 Right. I had to find a way out of that. 222 00:11:06,040 --> 00:11:09,640 Come on, everybody. Come on, give me a little clap. Come on, everybody. 223 00:11:12,380 --> 00:11:13,980 Hey. Okay. 224 00:11:16,300 --> 00:11:17,640 You at home? 225 00:11:18,500 --> 00:11:19,500 Not feeling good? 226 00:11:20,400 --> 00:11:21,680 Get out of your ass. 227 00:11:21,920 --> 00:11:24,540 Sometimes bad things happen and you have to deal with them, right? You can't 228 00:11:24,540 --> 00:11:25,740 just fight your way out with... 229 00:11:26,280 --> 00:11:32,660 Not if you have an uncle. Okay. So to continue on, your entire platoon, your 230 00:11:32,660 --> 00:11:34,260 uncle helps you. Yeah. 231 00:11:34,700 --> 00:11:38,500 How does that lead you to the power of positivity? That moment 10 years ago 232 00:11:38,500 --> 00:11:40,500 led you to choose to live this life? 233 00:11:40,740 --> 00:11:41,740 I found $100 ,000. 234 00:11:42,060 --> 00:11:43,240 You found $100 ,000? 235 00:11:43,640 --> 00:11:44,399 Yeah. Where? 236 00:11:44,400 --> 00:11:45,740 In the park. Where in the park? 237 00:11:45,960 --> 00:11:48,920 By the swing set. Did you lose $100 ,000 in the park? In the bag. 238 00:11:49,120 --> 00:11:50,600 Did you know it was going to be there? No. 239 00:11:50,880 --> 00:11:51,880 Why were you in the park? 240 00:11:52,120 --> 00:11:54,420 I was working out. Okay, so then what did you do with $100 ,000? 241 00:11:54,840 --> 00:11:57,420 I invested it, and then I turned it into $16 ,000. 242 00:12:00,640 --> 00:12:02,340 Tommy, you invested $100 ,000. 243 00:12:03,640 --> 00:12:05,220 Tommy, you invested $100 ,000. 244 00:12:08,000 --> 00:12:11,760 Tommy, you turned $100 ,000 into $15 ,000? 245 00:12:12,080 --> 00:12:14,880 And then from there, everything was gravy. 246 00:12:15,620 --> 00:12:19,180 It sounds like that $16 ,000 is what you use to start your new company. 247 00:12:19,480 --> 00:12:24,040 Exactly. And that new company really embodies that third tenant and sort of 248 00:12:24,040 --> 00:12:27,040 most important tenant to you, it seems like, which is physical health. 249 00:12:27,240 --> 00:12:29,420 Physical health. And so we have a little something. 250 00:12:32,300 --> 00:12:33,300 There we go. 251 00:12:33,920 --> 00:12:36,560 Okay, so I'm just going to tell you what I'm looking at here. This looks like 252 00:12:36,560 --> 00:12:39,580 a... Protein powder, perhaps, something like that. Yeah, it's got everything you 253 00:12:39,580 --> 00:12:43,080 need. I want to say that this is sort of a construction paper label, and then 254 00:12:43,080 --> 00:12:46,300 underneath it looks like a Kirkland brand. And $16 ,000 reward. 255 00:12:46,640 --> 00:12:50,560 Okay, so I'm going to go ahead and give this to you, and maybe you can tell the 256 00:12:50,560 --> 00:12:51,720 folks about this protein powder. 257 00:12:52,120 --> 00:12:54,960 If you're at home and you're not feeling good and you're trying to figure out 258 00:12:54,960 --> 00:12:58,660 how to get it right, you've got to support your mental health, you've got 259 00:12:58,660 --> 00:13:00,080 support your physical health. 260 00:13:00,380 --> 00:13:02,800 And that's why... Yeah, why don't you go ahead and show the folks the product? 261 00:13:03,080 --> 00:13:04,080 That's why... 262 00:13:05,040 --> 00:13:07,060 That's why we got this new clean energy. Yeah. 263 00:13:07,360 --> 00:13:09,580 Okay. It's got vitamin C. 264 00:13:10,960 --> 00:13:13,220 It's got vitamin D. 265 00:13:13,520 --> 00:13:14,520 Ooh. 266 00:13:15,140 --> 00:13:19,840 It's got... It's got all you... Did I say vitamin A? 267 00:13:20,340 --> 00:13:21,340 Look at that. 268 00:13:23,520 --> 00:13:24,640 Are you just eating it loose? 269 00:13:24,900 --> 00:13:29,440 I don't like to do a whole scoop. I like to do daps. Okay. As the day goes on. 270 00:13:29,790 --> 00:13:32,250 And you don't even need water with it. That's what I discovered. 271 00:13:32,470 --> 00:13:35,890 Water's bad for you, by the way. Okay, you don't have to. Right. You're 272 00:13:36,090 --> 00:13:37,090 Tommy. 273 00:13:37,270 --> 00:13:39,030 Listen, you got to get out of your own way. 274 00:13:39,510 --> 00:13:41,130 Do you feel like you're in your own way? 275 00:13:41,430 --> 00:13:42,309 Answer honestly. 276 00:13:42,310 --> 00:13:43,310 Are you in your own way? 277 00:13:43,450 --> 00:13:44,450 Yeah. 278 00:13:45,150 --> 00:13:48,630 Wow. I didn't even know I was going to say that. Sounds like your mind's not 279 00:13:48,630 --> 00:13:51,310 right. So it seems like you need to get your body right. Oh, wow. You trust me. 280 00:13:51,930 --> 00:13:56,170 I mean, as well as I can trust anyone, I suppose. 281 00:13:56,470 --> 00:13:58,500 Okay. I need you to believe in yourself. 282 00:13:58,720 --> 00:14:00,200 Okay, yeah, I believe in myself. 283 00:14:06,320 --> 00:14:07,320 Isn't that better? 284 00:14:10,340 --> 00:14:11,340 Isn't that better? 285 00:14:11,760 --> 00:14:12,760 Don't you feel better? 286 00:14:15,540 --> 00:14:16,920 Don't you feel a lot better now? 287 00:14:18,980 --> 00:14:19,980 Don't you feel good? 288 00:14:21,360 --> 00:14:22,360 Don't you feel better? 289 00:14:25,300 --> 00:14:26,300 Don't you feel a lot better? 290 00:14:26,970 --> 00:14:27,970 I feel better. 291 00:14:28,910 --> 00:14:29,910 Do you feel better? 292 00:14:30,030 --> 00:14:31,030 So much better. 293 00:14:31,210 --> 00:14:32,310 Yeah. So much. 294 00:14:32,530 --> 00:14:33,530 Yeah. 295 00:14:33,890 --> 00:14:34,910 Do I look better? 296 00:14:35,270 --> 00:14:36,270 You look good. 297 00:14:37,510 --> 00:14:39,530 Yeah. I'm feeling better, actually. 298 00:14:39,730 --> 00:14:41,590 Yeah. Can I have a little more? Yeah. 299 00:14:41,890 --> 00:14:42,890 Awesome. 300 00:14:50,350 --> 00:14:51,350 Wow. 301 00:14:51,610 --> 00:14:53,010 You must feel a lot better. 302 00:14:55,090 --> 00:14:56,090 Listen. 303 00:14:56,540 --> 00:14:58,480 I was not expecting this. Huh? 304 00:14:58,940 --> 00:15:02,340 Listen, I wasn't totally expecting this, but I actually am feeling much better. 305 00:15:02,600 --> 00:15:06,380 Yeah. It feels good. It feels good to just take care of your body. I'm also 306 00:15:06,380 --> 00:15:09,340 feeling maybe that this is cementing my airways. 307 00:15:09,600 --> 00:15:10,600 Yeah. 308 00:15:11,000 --> 00:15:12,220 It's all stuck in my teeth. 309 00:15:12,520 --> 00:15:15,360 It's like I have one big tooth on the top and one big tooth on the bottom. 310 00:15:15,380 --> 00:15:20,040 it's sort of congealing, which I think is maybe part of the issue when you 311 00:15:20,040 --> 00:15:20,859 add water. 312 00:15:20,860 --> 00:15:25,380 Yeah. Water's bad for you, but you can drink it if you have to. Well, Tommy, if 313 00:15:25,380 --> 00:15:26,380 you... 314 00:15:27,720 --> 00:15:30,840 Well, Tommy, if you don't mind me saying, I'd love to see how you're going 315 00:15:30,840 --> 00:15:32,560 clean this one up. Thank you so much. 316 00:15:36,820 --> 00:15:38,860 It's actually not helping at all. 317 00:15:39,120 --> 00:15:41,280 I sort of caked on my teeth. 318 00:15:41,580 --> 00:15:43,060 This is what you were talking about earlier. 319 00:15:43,520 --> 00:15:48,200 You got to get out of the negativity before you can get into the positivity. 320 00:15:48,660 --> 00:15:53,220 I think you're right. You killed 12 people that round you at the canteen. Do 321 00:15:53,220 --> 00:15:54,220 think? Yeah. 322 00:15:54,360 --> 00:15:57,620 So this protein powder is in stores across the country, is that correct? 323 00:15:57,620 --> 00:16:01,740 Seattle to Florida, we're in nine stores all across this great country of ours. 324 00:16:02,180 --> 00:16:05,000 Absolutely incredible, wonderful. And actually, you recently produced an 325 00:16:05,000 --> 00:16:06,000 infomercial, is that true? 326 00:16:06,100 --> 00:16:09,420 Yes, I did. Okay, well, let's go ahead and take a peek at that. 327 00:16:09,900 --> 00:16:12,020 Hey, is your head stuck up your ass? 328 00:16:12,240 --> 00:16:17,080 Try a new Haze Protein Clean Energy that will give you the energy you need to 329 00:16:17,080 --> 00:16:21,100 feel like you, to be you, to be everything you want to be. In Seattle 330 00:16:21,100 --> 00:16:23,380 Florida, buy it today. Haze Protein. 331 00:16:26,439 --> 00:16:27,439 Ow. Wow. 332 00:16:27,560 --> 00:16:28,560 Absolutely incredible. 333 00:16:28,620 --> 00:16:29,860 Give me your address. It's in the mail. 334 00:16:30,080 --> 00:16:31,080 Oh, no. 335 00:16:31,400 --> 00:16:34,240 Don't worry about it. You know, I got this one and I feel like I have tried 336 00:16:34,240 --> 00:16:36,180 plenty. You can find anyone's address. 337 00:16:37,080 --> 00:16:37,939 What do you mean? 338 00:16:37,940 --> 00:16:38,940 Just online. 339 00:16:39,840 --> 00:16:42,980 Right. I googled Barack Obama. 340 00:16:43,860 --> 00:16:44,860 Found his address. 341 00:16:44,880 --> 00:16:47,960 His current address or his address from when he was living in the White House? I 342 00:16:47,960 --> 00:16:49,240 feel like everyone has that address. Which one's Penn? 343 00:16:49,600 --> 00:16:51,780 The White House. Oh, okay. So he moved. 344 00:16:52,020 --> 00:16:53,020 Never mind. 345 00:16:55,170 --> 00:16:58,810 Now, Tommy, I was hoping I could ask you some rapid -fire questions. Is that all 346 00:16:58,810 --> 00:16:59,810 right? Yeah. 347 00:17:04,510 --> 00:17:06,730 Who is your celebrity crush? 348 00:17:07,250 --> 00:17:09,050 Wanda Sykes. Oh, good choice. 349 00:17:10,030 --> 00:17:11,150 What is your greatest strength? 350 00:17:11,550 --> 00:17:14,750 My greatest strength is I can run a mile in nine minutes. Have you always been 351 00:17:14,750 --> 00:17:15,869 able to do that, or is that new? 352 00:17:16,130 --> 00:17:17,290 That's new. It used to be like 11. 353 00:17:17,840 --> 00:17:18,639 Moving on. 354 00:17:18,640 --> 00:17:19,800 What is your biggest weakness? 355 00:17:20,000 --> 00:17:21,520 Two miles, 35 minutes. 356 00:17:21,780 --> 00:17:25,859 Your biggest weakness is running two miles in 35 minutes? Yeah. I really 357 00:17:25,859 --> 00:17:29,380 at one mile. So you can run one mile in nine minutes and two miles in 35 358 00:17:29,380 --> 00:17:31,880 minutes. And that's sort of standard every time you run? I'm gassed after the 359 00:17:31,880 --> 00:17:33,520 first mile. Well, what about three miles? 360 00:17:33,740 --> 00:17:34,639 16 minutes. 361 00:17:34,640 --> 00:17:35,539 So, wait. 362 00:17:35,540 --> 00:17:38,380 If you decide to run three miles, you can do it in 16 minutes. I have to know 363 00:17:38,380 --> 00:17:41,000 ahead of time. If you decide to run three miles, you can do it in 16 364 00:17:41,000 --> 00:17:44,240 16 minutes. But if you're doing two, it's 35. 35. And one, it's nine minutes. 365 00:17:44,400 --> 00:17:45,249 Nine minutes. 366 00:17:45,250 --> 00:17:46,290 Dare I ask for? 367 00:17:46,570 --> 00:17:49,390 I've never tried it. So maybe that's your next challenge. 368 00:17:49,730 --> 00:17:50,730 Okay. 369 00:17:50,990 --> 00:17:51,990 It's really everywhere. 370 00:17:52,370 --> 00:17:54,750 Dream job if money weren't a factor. Being in the military. 371 00:17:56,510 --> 00:18:03,170 Is your entire family military or just your uncle? My uncle, my dad, 372 00:18:03,250 --> 00:18:05,990 my mom was a pilot. 373 00:18:06,350 --> 00:18:07,349 In the military? 374 00:18:07,350 --> 00:18:08,350 No. Why? 375 00:18:08,410 --> 00:18:10,230 What branch were you? Can I ask? 376 00:18:11,440 --> 00:18:13,580 I mean, that's very impressive, and thank you for your service. 377 00:18:13,780 --> 00:18:16,080 You're welcome. And shame on you for killing all those people. 378 00:18:16,320 --> 00:18:17,720 We don't have to live in the negativity. 379 00:18:18,180 --> 00:18:20,440 This is a question that I ask each and every one of my guests. 380 00:18:20,740 --> 00:18:21,740 Okay. 381 00:18:22,160 --> 00:18:24,360 What is the meaning of life? 382 00:18:31,160 --> 00:18:32,200 That's the question, you know? 383 00:18:32,900 --> 00:18:35,500 That's the real question. Sure. 384 00:18:37,000 --> 00:18:38,260 Is life about... 385 00:18:39,280 --> 00:18:43,380 Money. It's life about power. It's life about finding $100 ,000 on the ground. 386 00:18:43,640 --> 00:18:48,140 It's life about the people you meet along the way. It's life about the 387 00:18:48,220 --> 00:18:51,580 It's life about becoming who you were meant to become. 388 00:18:53,240 --> 00:18:54,240 What it means. 389 00:18:56,220 --> 00:19:02,480 That's kind of like I'm being vulnerable. I mean, honestly, that's 390 00:19:02,480 --> 00:19:07,220 what life is about in a lot of ways. What is life about to you, though, Vic? 391 00:19:07,770 --> 00:19:10,650 What is life about to me? What is life about to you? When are you going to get 392 00:19:10,650 --> 00:19:11,489 your head out of your ass? 393 00:19:11,490 --> 00:19:17,650 My head's not up in my ass. Listen, I have heard so many people answer this 394 00:19:17,650 --> 00:19:21,690 question, and at the end of the day, I think the purpose of life is finding 395 00:19:21,690 --> 00:19:24,690 the purpose of life is to you. 396 00:19:27,530 --> 00:19:28,530 You're onto something. 397 00:19:32,290 --> 00:19:33,290 What is that? 398 00:19:33,950 --> 00:19:34,950 It's a gift. 399 00:19:36,330 --> 00:19:37,330 For me? 400 00:19:38,310 --> 00:19:39,310 It's the meaning of life. 401 00:19:40,510 --> 00:19:45,010 And I think you'll find that it resonates with all of us. 402 00:19:46,930 --> 00:19:47,930 Come on, everybody. 403 00:19:48,190 --> 00:19:49,270 Give me a little clap. 404 00:19:50,570 --> 00:19:51,570 What does that say? 405 00:19:52,850 --> 00:19:53,850 What does it say? 406 00:19:54,490 --> 00:19:57,490 It says, come on, everybody, give me a little clap. I'm just wondering if 407 00:19:57,490 --> 00:19:59,490 everybody heard what that says. It says, come on. 408 00:20:05,610 --> 00:20:08,910 Come on, everybody. Give me a little clap. Come on, everybody. 409 00:20:09,150 --> 00:20:11,130 Give me a little clap. Come on, everybody. 410 00:20:11,410 --> 00:20:13,370 Give me a little clap. Come on, everybody. 411 00:20:13,670 --> 00:20:15,650 Give me a little clap. Come on, everybody. 412 00:20:15,930 --> 00:20:17,910 Just give me a clap. Come on, everybody. 413 00:20:18,130 --> 00:20:24,150 Just give me a little clap. Come on, everybody. Just give me a clap. Come on, 414 00:20:24,150 --> 00:20:26,730 everybody. Just give me a clap. Come on, everybody. 415 00:20:26,930 --> 00:20:28,650 Just give me a little clap. Come on. 416 00:20:30,010 --> 00:20:31,010 Come on. 417 00:20:31,690 --> 00:20:37,350 All right. Everybody, that is our show. I've been Vic McHale. It's reminding you 418 00:20:37,350 --> 00:20:41,110 to be true to yourself unless you'd rather be somebody else. Good night. 419 00:20:41,610 --> 00:20:43,690 I think I could do about 50 of these now. 420 00:20:43,890 --> 00:20:45,050 Is that $100 ,000? 421 00:20:45,370 --> 00:20:46,370 No, where?